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Like any Federal building stuffed full of elected officials, the Utah State Capitol is a place where many, many, many stupid decisions are made. The latest and most spectacular bad decision involved our monkeys, and a balcony, and an echo, and lots and lots of marble. Oh, and there was a video camera too

Daddy, how was I born? Well, “born” isn’t quite the right word, Clonathon. You were grown from various strands of DNA in a nutrient tank in a scret laboratory far below the Nevada desert.

If you’re the kind of person who goes out for lunch more often than not, keeping the spark going can be a real chore. Sure, that burger place across the street from the office is something you know

Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire

Google’s old motto: Don’t be evil.

I’m Never Going Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Programming At last, I can watch my favorite commercials without sitting through all those annoying shows. Concise storytelling. Striking visuals.

Cinnamon and marinara sauce French fries and chocolate milkshakes Hamburgers and velvet Sun-dried tomatoes and the tears of orphans Bread pudding and the music of Joanna Newsom Zima and that clown from your birthday party Lamb shanks and my father’s disappointment Melted gouda and Han Solo action figures (original or Hoth) The oral history of the Underground Railroad and the color teal Those old aluminum swimming pools and socialism LASIK surgery and your first crush Sandy Nelson’s “Live! In Las Vegas” and a single grain of sand International test cricket and sneezing A savage wildcat and the aroma of melted butter Ambergris and the complete works of Jean-Baptiste-Siméon Chardin B flat above High C and “Punchy” from Hawaiian Punch Jai-alai and 1-1/4″ galvanized roofing nails Deal-a-day web commerce and a recording of Carol Burnett saying the word “moist” Mango and chili peppers ?

The below video is a tad NSFW due to language and slightly adult content, but if you haven’t seen this year’s Oscar-winning animated short Logorama yet, give this a click.

The below video is a tad NSFW due to language and slightly adult content, but if you haven’t seen this year’s Oscar-winning animated short Logorama yet, give this a click.

Oooh, Father-in-Law’s birthday? I’ve got the perfect gift. I’m serious; hear me out.